Written by ChatGPT (and Pete and Curtis)

Day 14 – June 12 – 52 Miles, 3,615 feet climbing (Riggins to Grangeville)

Today was Pete’s day to write the blog. He decided, with an assist from Curtis, to use the artificial intelligence engine ChatGPT to write his blog. They chose to use “the voice of Phil Liggett”. The results are below, interesting… Photos from Pete and myself.

Hello! From the picturesque landscape in the heart of Idaho, where five daring bike tourists are about to tackle the legendary White Bird Hill. Starting in the rafting town of Riggins, our riders face a scenic 32-mile journey along the Salmon River before hitting the grueling 9+ mile climb on the old Highway 95. This is a stage that promises drama, endurance, grit and a true test of gastronomic fortitude.

Let’s meet our intrepid cyclists. Leading the charge is Dave “The Pirate”, known for his swashbuckling spirit and daring moves like his namesake Marco Pantani. Riding alongside him is his formidable wife, Nancy “The Badger”, whose fierce determination and relentless drive echo the legendary Bernard Hinault. Next, we have Chris “Fignon”, named for the great Laurent Fignon, known for his explosive starts, aggressive style and determination. Curtis “The Diesel”, the powerhouse of the group, is renowned for his steady, relentless pace. Finally, we have Pete “The Navigator”, the thinker and strategist, always ready to capitalize on any opportunity.

As the sun rises over Riggins, our cyclists fuel up on a light breakfast in their hotel rooms.  They set off along the vibrant, green-covered hills beside the Salmon River. The brisk morning air is filled with anticipation, and the enforced neutral start due to road construction gives them a chance to take in the stunning views.

As they approach the formidable and daunting White Bird Hill, a 9+ mile, 3,000+ climb, the anticipation heightens. But, the biggest obstacle may be the fresh pastries found in the little hamlet of White Bird, at the base of White Bird Hill. The riders pause to indulge in bacon-covered maple bars and sugar twists, while Curtis “The Diesel” polishes off a walnut-laden sticky bun.

From the White Bird bakery, the racers amped on sugar and fat, resume their assault of White Bird Hill. Chris “Fignon” , ever the aggressive rider, launches an early attack. His legs churn with ferocity as he surges ahead, eager to establish a commanding lead.

Dave “The Pirate” , with a glint of determination in his eye, maintains a steady pace. He knows that the climb is long and arduous, and conserving energy will be crucial. Nancy “The Badger” , her resolve unbreakable, matches his pace, every pedal stroke a testament to her fierce spirit.

Curtis “The Diesel” , true to his nickname, finds his rhythm and powers on with unwavering consistency. His methodical approach is a marvel to behold.

Meanwhile, Pete “The Navigator” , hanging back with calculated precision, watches the drama unfold, ready to make his move when the moment is right.

As the climb progresses, the gradient starts to bite, and Chris “Fignon”  begins to feel the effects of his early effort. His pace slows. Dave “The Pirate” surges ahead with the determination of a pirate in pursuit of treasure. Nancy “The Badger” , never one to back down, digs deep and follows closely behind. Her eyes are locked on Dave.

Curtis “The Diesel” , with his relentless cadence, begins to close in on the leaders, his endurance shining through.

Pete “The Navigator” , seeing his chance, starts to reel in the leaders with a well-timed burst of speed.

With just a few miles to go, the breathtaking scenery of the green hills and snow capped Seven Devils in the distance cannot be ignored.  The battle at the front intensifies as Dave “The Pirate”  stops to take pictures of the scenery, the amazing serpentine road and the other four riders. Everyone eases up, then he pushes on, his bold strategy paying off. He digs deep, finding an extra reserve of strength left from that pastry back in White Bird. The Pirate reaches the summit first.

Nancy “The Badger” , her fierce determination never waning, follows closely behind, reaching the summit just moments after Dave. Curtis “The Diesel” ’s steady, unyielding pace earns him a well-deserved third place. Pete “The Navigator”  finishes fourth, his strategic brilliance evident in his well-timed effort.

And finally, Chris “Fignon” opened a suitcase of courage, legs still pumping like pistons demonstrating grit, and determination on the slopes of White Bird.

Today, from the verdant Salmon River valley to the summit of White Bird Hill, these five cyclists have shown us the true spirit of cycling. It’s not just about winning; it’s about the journey, the camaraderie, the unyielding human spirit and pastries. And as they catch their breath and share smiles, high-fives, and glazed donuts, we’re reminded that sometimes, the most epic battles aren’t fought in the grand tours, but on the roads less traveled.

Phew, who knew it was so hard to be Phil – Thanks Pete for making today different, and fun. For all the group chatter and worry over White Bird Hill, it turned out to be a great day.